After spending lots of time at swim lessons I started to get tanner and tanner.
About a week into swimming one of my TAs said that if I keep this up I will turn black by the end of the school year.
I tried to tell him that this is as dark as I am going to get. He gets blacker in the sun.... He was convinced that the longer I stay in the sun, I will turn black.
After a long discussion to the fact that white people cannot turn black, he finally realized that I was just tan.